Here’s to literally coming within 2 seconds of shitting my pants 0.2 miles from my house, having to stop MapMyRun there and do the crippled shuffle, squeezing my butt cheeks together as if I had a massive hernia. At the end of the day, though, 8 miles COMPLETE! Although mapmyrun’s pacing is questionable… Will recap later :) right now, I shit. Oh relax, we all do it…what’s a running blog without a whole lot of shit talking?

Here’s to literally coming within 2 seconds of shitting my pants 0.2 miles from my house, having to stop MapMyRun there and do the crippled shuffle, squeezing my butt cheeks together as if I had a massive hernia. At the end of the day, though, 8 miles COMPLETE! Although mapmyrun’s pacing is questionable… Will recap later :) right now, I shit. Oh relax, we all do it…what’s a running blog without a whole lot of shit talking?